“Wanna meet my girlfriend?!”

In the name of Allah, The Most Gracious, The Most Merciful.

“Wanna meet my girlfriend?!” exclaimed my Borderlands 2 character, Axton. To which my husband was caught by surprise and asked, “What?! What did he just say?!”

So I laughed and explained to him that my character regards his turret as his girlfriend.

For some context and for those who enjoys all Axton dialogues, here it is:

“Wanna meet my girlfriend?!” can be heard at around 8:04. He’s quite funny. I really enjoy playing him. He makes a nice battle companion in my opinion.

Speaking of girlfriend, my guitar is now my girlfriend in my resolution to learn to play a song on it. This morning when I tried to play her, she became an absolute bitch, refusing to sing, and only slowly warmed up when my husband touched her.

*throws up hands*

Sometimes these things have a mind of their own and on some days, they just prefer whoever they love best. Kind of like animals and plants, inanimate objects sometimes have their own mind.

It’s definitely a sign that I need to play her more. Get used to me! Muahahaha!

Okay, I should probably be less aggressive to her.

And Allah is Al-Mubdi, The Producer, Originator, And Initiator Of All. – MM


Author: Metropolitan Muslimah

Born 1989. Female. Metropolitan Muslimah. Songstress. Teacher in the Early Childhood Care and Education sector in Singapore. Gooner since the signing of Mesut Özil on 2 September 2013. We won two back-to-back FA Cups since. Made my first trip to the Emirates on 10 May 2015 followed by my first home game against Swansea City on 11 May 2015, which we lost 0-1.

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