In the name of Allah, The Most Gracious, The Most Merciful.
“Wanna meet my girlfriend?!” exclaimed my Borderlands 2 character, Axton. To which my husband was caught by surprise and asked, “What?! What did he just say?!”
So I laughed and explained to him that my character regards his turret as his girlfriend.
For some context and for those who enjoys all Axton dialogues, here it is:
“Wanna meet my girlfriend?!” can be heard at around 8:04. He’s quite funny. I really enjoy playing him. He makes a nice battle companion in my opinion.
Speaking of girlfriend, my guitar is now my girlfriend in my resolution to learn to play a song on it. This morning when I tried to play her, she became an absolute bitch, refusing to sing, and only slowly warmed up when my husband touched her.
*throws up hands*
Sometimes these things have a mind of their own and on some days, they just prefer whoever they love best. Kind of like animals and plants, inanimate objects sometimes have their own mind.
It’s definitely a sign that I need to play her more. Get used to me! Muahahaha!
Okay, I should probably be less aggressive to her.
And Allah is Al-Mubdi, The Producer, Originator, And Initiator Of All. – MM